I was nervous about pulling my pants up to look, and when I did I just saw white meat..

SNAP! Sweet! I was starting to feel like Salmon Agah back in the day

"...They’ve got bad luck all over them...and blood."

I got seven stitches in my head and had to tell everyone how she got hurt. Sorry, Kate.

Our friend Tyler convinced Bob it might be a good idea to throw it through the window at Hollywood Video. Bob didn’t think twice...

I stood up, looked at it and yelled, “Nooo!” I instinctively snapped it back into place...