"I was just on an Emerica trip with Kevin and he pulled the biggest dick move and cock blocked little F**ky just to do it."
"My girlfriend turned me onto these. It felt weird at first using them, but now it feels as right as rain. At least my culo will be clean at all times."
"Reality is only a dream world where you can do whatever you want, so make it happen."
"Can someone at a skate tool company make a skate stopper-stopper? Shit’s annoying."