“Someone went up and gave him money. He didn’t even get gas, just drove off.”
“The look on her face stated that she wasn’t really sure what I’d been doing for the past eight to ten years. “
"You see a lot more of life when you take your time biking the countryside."
"I will never understand European fashion, especially dudes' hairstyles like this shaved head to mullet."
"We saw the sunlight going through the window and it was on. Portrait time."
“He would only walk up to us if we had money in our hand. If we didn’t, he would reach into our pockets and try to jack us.”
“She still calls my house every halloween AND does the creepiest witch noise on our answering machine.”